riddles

Today is the last day of pemantapan, at last!
Going out tomorrow, actually had planned about it and then last minute we decide to call on our mandarin teacher to join us too sice she's leaving and we've planned it too during the early days.
Nothing much to do today, stayed home alone.
In the evening chatted with Nelly on facebook, then off to watch tv and back again on MSN. Again, chat with Nelly, Kenny texted me that he wants to borrow psp memory card, so i went outside and lend him. Back to the chat, I gave Nelly riddles, but it's not her answering, it's her cousin, superb! So, I kept on teasing her stupid and lots.. Her cousin is good, can answer almost all the riddles.
Then Nelly go take shower, her cousin took over on her behalf. Damn, now it's his cousin giving me riddles, I can't barely answer one and what I did to Nelly is paid to me, yeah karma. lol
Allright not much to post, I'll share the riddles.

Riddles:
1.What is in front of a woman and in back of a cow?
2.There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 metres. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 metres. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 metres. Which way does he swim?
3.A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water.
How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?
4.What five letter word, no matter how you pronounce it, is always pronounced wrong?
5.David was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet.
How could this happen?
6.A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
7.A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother.
How could this be?
8.What can fill a room but takes up no space?
9.I have holes on the top and bottom.
I have holes on my left and on my right.
And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water.
What am I?
10.A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
11.I saw a man in white, he looked quite a sight. He was not old, but he stood in the cold. And when he felt the sun he started to run. Who could he be? Please answer me
12.Why did the students eat their homework?
13.What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
14.How did the telephone propose to the lady?

Answers:
1.W
2.It doesn't swim at all, it's dead.
3.The glass was empty.
4.Wrong
5.David was bald.
6.An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
7.The beggar was a woman.
8.Light
9.Sponge
10.The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead
11.Snowman
12.Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
13.French Flies
14.It gave her a ring.